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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}

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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}

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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

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