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Nansha (5901), more commonly known as CCG-5901 or Haijing 5901 due to its hull number or Haijing 3901 from its previous hull number, is a Zhaotou class cutter of the China Coast Guard. The ship has been referred to as the \"monster\" due to its size relative to other coast guard vessels.
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On horses, the mane is the hair that grows from the top of the neck of a horse or other equine, reaching from the poll to the withers, and includes the forelock or foretop. It is thicker and coarser than the rest of the horse's coat, and naturally grows to roughly cover the neck. Heredity plays a role, giving some horses a longer, thicker mane, and others a shorter, thinner one.
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Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer can refer to two paintings of Adele Bloch-Bauer by Gustav Klimt.
- Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I, painted 1903–1907, oil and gold leaf on canvas \n
- Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer II, painted 1912, oil on canvas