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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}

{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}

{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}

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